"Man, I'd love to buy one of those sweet signed editions of Girlpants and Gasoline like they sell in the store, but I live so far awaaaaaaayy!"
Is
that you? Is that an uncanny transcription of your internal monologue?
Is it a gross approximation or even entirely inaccurate but
coincidentally you still waned to buy a signed or personalized copy anyway??
If
any of these situation describe you, you should have just clicked in
your order above by now. I … I honestly don't know why you're still
reading. I don't know why I'm still writing, actually. This is a weird
relationship we have.
